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PostSubject: The best rising damp quotes   Fri Jan 02, 2009 11:17 am

List all the best rising damp quotes here:

my favourites are:

'nonsense Miss Jones, you have an hour-glass figure', 'well i cant help wishing i had a bit more sand'.

And

'I have no intention of giving way to it, extinguish your stick!'

and of course Rigsby's trademark:

'Myyyyyyyyyyy God!'

all classics Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: The best rising damp quotes   Fri Jan 02, 2009 11:21 am

Oh, Mr Rigsby! - Oooooh, Miss Jones!
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PostSubject: Re: The best rising damp quotes   Fri Feb 20, 2009 7:05 am

'Your a women of great refinement Miss Jones'. - Rigsby to Miss Jones
'I'm not well, I have all these pent up emotions' - Alan to his posh girlfriend.
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PostSubject: Re: The best rising damp quotes   Wed Feb 25, 2009 11:26 am

My favourite:

Rigsby is complaining to Alan about his scruffy appearance:

"You've been here six months and the name is still on your soap."
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PostSubject: Re: The best rising damp quotes   Fri Mar 13, 2009 7:25 am

When the bailiffs have come to repossess Rigsby's furniture and he begs them to depart because he's expecting Brenda to come down...

Flint: "And you were hoping to...?"
Rigsby: "With a bit of luck, yes."
Flint: "Well not on our springs, you won't."

And when he's berating Alan about the permissive society:

Rigsby: "We never had the pill in my day, you know. We had to make do with a glass of water."
Alan: "What, before or after?"
Rigsby: "No, instead of."
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PostSubject: Re: The best rising damp quotes   Sat Mar 14, 2009 7:16 am

One of my favs is when Rigsby's talking to Alan about football, "in my day,if you scored all you got was a firm handshake,now you get coverd in love bites!" Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: The best rising damp quotes   Fri Mar 20, 2009 4:07 pm

heard a great one in 'rooksby' yesterday.

ruth in phils room. she finds a skeleton and screams.
rigsby bursts in and shouts to philip, 'now then monoloulou, what's your little game?'

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PostSubject: Re: The best rising damp quotes   Thu Aug 20, 2009 8:48 am

Ruth:I didn't know you played tennis Mr Rigsby.
RR: Ooh I was never off the courts before me strings went.
Classic.
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PostSubject: Re: The best rising damp quotes   Thu Aug 20, 2009 8:54 am

Rigsby catches Alan coming in late one night:
RR: And where have you been?
AM: As a matter of fact I have been to see Dr Zhivago.
RR: Mmm what did he say?
As with most comic genius, the line itself is not that funny, but when delivered by Rigsby its magnificent.
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